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Warriors of the Klingon Empire come to drink and sing songs of past glory
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QlarH sutai-Qorej
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Kimpla is a friend of QlarH sutai-Qorej's alter ego, FCapt JM Olson... A true ally, colleague, and tenacious fan! Qap'la!
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QlarH sutai-Qorej replied to yo'HoD K'Rad zantai' Makura's discussion 'I like to hear from the Warriors of the Klingon Empire.'
Is Star Trek a religion? --According to the Terran'ghan 'historical documents" series Futurama, it will be, around c.2600...But a religion? Ask a Jedi in the UK, who recently successfully listed their 'religion' in the…
"Four Thousand throats can be cut in a single night by a running man"--Even more if you use an ancient Terran'ghan device called a Chainsaw.
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I am pending approval of finally having the Klingon Starship Moon-Beast (MaSHaDIBaH) page here! Look for it soon!
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...Just returned from the Beta Quadrant, engaged in "aggressive negotiations" with the Children of San-Tarah--great warriors, for werewolves
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Qap'la to Starship Gorkon from Starship Moon-Beast-may engagements with the Feds in Station Louisville be as glorious, with Honor & Glory!
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Let us conquer Japan's disasters as we did Praxis-donate generously to the Red Cross. Fight the good fight at http://www.redcross.org.
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Achieving Great deeds for the ChaDIch Klingon peoples of the planet Qaj; gaining Glory for the Crew; &teaching the universe KLINGON honor!!
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This is the Saga of 'ey'jo' MaSHaDIBaH (Starship Moon-Beast)..Her ongoing mission--Vengeance and Restoring Honor to House Qorej;...
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- Are you a Klingon Warrior?
- Yes
- Are you a Imperial or Human Fusion Klingon? (If you choose No above, choose Other here)
- Other
- If other explain.
- I am a "Smooth-headed" Klingon of Qaj, one of the Four Klingon "Kindred" (Humans call them Races)
- Your favorite Star Trek Series
- TOS
- Do you belong to a Star Trek fan club
- Yes
- What Fleet or Organization do you belong to?
- I am flagged as an ejyo MIch Human, in Starfleet International, on the starship USS Riverside NCC-1660, under the Jegh sutai'pu or warrior Captains QrisPIterellI and Chawn Shooltee (the now-senior Captain). We challenge the savage Federation space of c.2293.
I am in a timewarp and undercover for Klingon Intelligence as "JM Olson," in command of the USS Lobo, NCC-511 in Starfleet Command, c.2391, Federation old Reckoning.
I am quite the infiltrator, but NEVER a traitor to the Empire--Q'APLA!
- About Me:
- Honored Warriors--
I am a Follower in the Way of the Warrior...QalIS (Kahless) the Unforgettable is my spiritual leader. However, I am also considered a rogue, of a discommodated portion of the Klingon Empire... I am a Klingon, but of the planet Qaj...I am forever explaining to Eyjo'MIch humans that "No, I am not a Fusion Klingon..." The Qaj Kindred are regarded in the Empire as freaks, sentenced to indentured servitude, better called slavery, or a dishonorable death by murder. I am of the Smooth-headed variety of Klingon. We are the honorable Klingon warriors who were chronicled in the Federation novel "The Final Reflection, " by the Terran John M. Ford, now reknowned even in the Empire. I knew Krenn, the Klingon warrior portrayed in the book. He was much deadlier in person. To "Imperial" or WaDIch Klingons, we are ChaDIch, or lower Klingons, for we do not have the thIngan Hol hallmark--the triple ridges of Qon'oS Klingons. I am also re-establishing my House. The House of Qorej were pataQ--dishonorable Klingon terrorists and cowards who were responsible for the explosion of Praxis. I hunted the HaDIbaH down and slew them each, with my bare hands. I did not want my d'k'tag tainted with traitor's blood. I bear the scars prominently to tell all true Followers of QalIS--thlIngan jiH! I am of House Qorej--a true Warrior's House! ...I wish to converse with fellow Followers of the Way--and let all Four Kindred of the Klingon Peoples--Qo'noS's WaDIch Ridgehead Klingons, QlInzhaI's Crested and Oblique-head (derisively called "Sloped") Klingons, and Qaj's own Smoothheads--forge forth as Brothers, Comrades in Arms, as Warriors of QalIS--to greater Glory and Honor! jegh'pu, hegh majQa! Die Well!
--Qlarh sutai-Qorej.
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Klingons Everywhere, UNITE!! A Call to Arms...
Posted on March 5, 2010 at 3:09am 0 Comments 0 Likes
This is QLARH SUTAI-QOREJ, Captain of the IKV Honored Death...I announce to my allies that I have just returned from a great Quest of Honor in the Delta Quadrant--I fought the dreaded Vaaduwar, and lived--I and my crew are Victorious!!
In my undercover role in Federation's Starfleet Command (upon my return), I became privy recently to intelligence that can not wait! We have an invitation for Glory! A golden chance for Honor! For all Klingons…
Continue The Praxis Legacy
Posted on November 15, 2009 at 11:54pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
To My Fellow Warriors--
House Qorej of Qaj now stands in mute testament to the devastation of dishonorable pataQ, who are terrorists. These dregs of Klingon society are NOT warriors, not followers of Kahless the Unforgettable.
These animals skulk about like Nausicaan gangsters in grimy alleys on Orion XII Trading Station. My House, now in full Honorable standing with the Imperial High Council, was tainted by the legacy of cowardice. These excreble so-called Klingons stink… Continue
House Qorej of Qaj now stands in mute testament to the devastation of dishonorable pataQ, who are terrorists. These dregs of Klingon society are NOT warriors, not followers of Kahless the Unforgettable.
These animals skulk about like Nausicaan gangsters in grimy alleys on Orion XII Trading Station. My House, now in full Honorable standing with the Imperial High Council, was tainted by the legacy of cowardice. These excreble so-called Klingons stink… Continue
You might be a Klingon if...
Posted on November 9, 2009 at 12:12am 9 Comments 0 Likes
You Might be a Klingon if:
**...You laugh when a redshirted Fedrat Security officer tells you to "pipe down or leave the bar." Then you shoot him.
**...You roar with righteous vengeance and seek the ever-recurring death of the "Thing" who discovered YiH--(strangling noises)--Tribbles!
**...You tell Romulan Jokes--Examples:
Q) Why do all the trees on the planets of the Klingon empire lean toward Romulan space?
A) Because Romulus Sucks. (In fact they… Continue
**...You laugh when a redshirted Fedrat Security officer tells you to "pipe down or leave the bar." Then you shoot him.
**...You roar with righteous vengeance and seek the ever-recurring death of the "Thing" who discovered YiH--(strangling noises)--Tribbles!
**...You tell Romulan Jokes--Examples:
Q) Why do all the trees on the planets of the Klingon empire lean toward Romulan space?
A) Because Romulus Sucks. (In fact they… Continue
What is "Halloween"?
Posted on October 29, 2009 at 8:00pm 2 Comments 0 Likes
NuQ NeH, thlingan jegh'pu!
The Ej'yo mIch never ceases to amaze me...
They seem to have this "holy day," a time of reflection and celebration, but it is a study in contrasts...This "Halloween" is a celebration among some Fed-rats, to the effect of a "Day of the Dead"--they either commune with honorable ancestors--harmless enough--or puzzlingly fear their ancestor's jat'lyn, their "spirits", to terrorize them and possibly kill them...(Strangling sounds!) Better I die an old… Continue
The Ej'yo mIch never ceases to amaze me...
They seem to have this "holy day," a time of reflection and celebration, but it is a study in contrasts...This "Halloween" is a celebration among some Fed-rats, to the effect of a "Day of the Dead"--they either commune with honorable ancestors--harmless enough--or puzzlingly fear their ancestor's jat'lyn, their "spirits", to terrorize them and possibly kill them...(Strangling sounds!) Better I die an old… Continue
Comment Wall (15 comments)
- At 11:14pm on December 29, 2009,
Kishin said… - Glory to you, QlarH, in this Terran New Year!
I look forward to adventures out here in KlingonSpace in great company with such warriors as you :-)
- At 11:12pm on December 13, 2009,
QlarH sutai-Qorej said…
- I like SantaH Klaa, also known as QriS Klingon...on Qaj, he brought me my first stuffed Targ--after gutting it with his bat'leth!
To All Klingons--MajQa QaleSmaS, Merry Kahlessmas, as we say on Qaj--in thlingan Hol, MajQa QlInmaS, Merry Klinmas to ALL TRUE WARRIORS! Qap'la!!
--QlarH sutai-Qorej, House of Qorej, Qaj.
- At 6:41pm on December 11, 2009,
Ke'reth epetai Makura said… 
- At 12:09am on December 8, 2009,
Kishin said…
- QlarH. (whew--I CAN spell when I haven't chugged more than my share of lite Terran beer!), thank you for your message! My khest'in page won't reveal it to me at this time--I think Rom hamsters have nested in the retrieval device--but I look forward to continuing the conversation when communications channels are restored!
- At 6:59pm on November 25, 2009,
Kishin said…
- Here is another song for my friend Qlarg--a piece of history from the old Klingon Diplomatic Corps/Dorsai Irregulars. Robert Asprin was a founding member of both and carried his klin into both organizations. ::lifting fagon:: Kai Qlarg!
33 Drink to the Health of the Dorsai.mp3
- At 12:51am on November 21, 2009,
QlarH sutai-Qorej said…
- QlarH sutai-Qorej finishes the flagon of Tullamore Dew, Belches loudy and appreciatively, and replies, "My incredibly clever and discerning ally, you must be a real Battlecat in the Kitchens of your holding! Truly I say this Tullamore Dew is finally one drink that those puj'wI Ferengi can not copy, out of their Synthehol swill!" Then he indicates to the thar'aav steward, that The captain of the IKV Honored Death, needs another flagon of the Dew to taste, just to make sure the first has company.
- At 12:00am on November 19, 2009,
Kishin said…
- QlarH, you are a host of surpassing generosity. I would gladly lighten that barrel of bloodwine! Vintage House Qorej? Oh, yes.
And perhaps you and the company--Lushy, you still purring? Martek qavan--thirsty? would care to sample the brew beloved of the venerable Klingon Diplomatic Corps and their Dorsai allies--Tullamore Dew?
30 Drinking Tullamore Dew (Lyrics_Music) Margaret Middleton.mp3
- At 1:44am on November 15, 2009,
QlarH sutai-Qorej said…
- QlarH, amazed that Kishin could hold such a quantity of bloodwine, asked his ally and fellow Warrior, "I will glady bring out a barrel of my house's own vintage bloodwine...but by chance my Felinoid Warrior friend--have you ever heard of--warnog?" The barrel of bloodwine arrived on the now jovial bridge, just as Kishin considered her answer.
- At 12:07am on November 15, 2009,
Kishin said…
- At 5:47pm on November 5, 2009,
General Lushy Juriss said… - Lushy felt quite honored as the Bridge crew and QlarH sutai-Qorej sang a wonderous battle song...She felt their eye's upon her..and she giggled quite loudly and did something Klingons rarely do.....give a huge grin
"My Honored friend QlarH sutai-Qorej...You have humbled me in your house, My life for yours...." and then she laughed and said..I
" here is something for your klingon humor!"
There was a young puss called Lushy
who was anything but mushy,
with her whips and cat'0'9 tail
victims went deadly pale...
With a wink and a kiss
with 9 lives death she had gladly missed,
here among her Klingon Klin
new associations and friendships can begin,
so if, by chance
you meet this young puss
lock up your sons
put your house up for sale
she's a deadly concoction
and from Cait she does hail....
LOLOLOLOLo
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