House of Kiln, Jesters to the Empire

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Comment by Ke'reth epetai Makura on April 1, 2010 at 1:12pm

It's not for pleasure, this is duty. SALUTE and eye's front. . .

Comment by KMel_Tortelli on April 1, 2010 at 1:39am

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Comment by Kishin on March 29, 2010 at 11:00pm

Hay, K'Mel--you made me SNORT:-)
It's about a fart past eleven cuckoos here in Phudefia--time for snores. Thanks for the Good Night giggles!

Comment by KMel_Tortelli on March 29, 2010 at 3:12pm

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....



If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.



Other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'



Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.



I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)



The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!



Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Comment by KMel_Tortelli on March 20, 2010 at 2:14am

This looks familiar .

Comment by Kishin on December 29, 2009 at 11:08pm

Pull my finger.....pretty please?
Wow. A whole new year:-) We can get up to a lot of lunacy in 365 turns of Sol.

Comment by Kishin on December 23, 2009 at 1:07am

Permission to board and fart freely, SIR!!!!

Comment by yo'HoD K'Rad zantai' Makura on December 2, 2009 at 7:59am

I see you are speading my srprise for starbase Indy Ke'reth lol

Comment by Ke'reth epetai Makura on December 2, 2009 at 6:41am

Comment by Ke'reth epetai Makura on September 19, 2009 at 4:47am

Now I understand. Qapla' to you and house. May they find humour in the humourless, for years to come. . .

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