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Hugs my friend Maari....for doing this interview....




1) My great friend Maari...I hear you’re heavily into Voyeurism and fluffy socks!
Is it true that you were caught on your knees at a 'certain' person’s
keyhole???? And do you wear your fluffy socks whilst on your knee's???

I will clear up some serious misinformation here:
They are not fluffy, they are “toed”.
I have never peeked through keyholes. I prefer more technical approaches for spying, such as a miniature recording device on the back of a remote controlled cockroach.
And any visual evidence of me on my knees is pure fabrication on the part of my enemies. I’m never on my knees.

2) What are your hopes...dreams...and fantasies for 2010?

My hopes? To get my art out into the universe. We’ll see what happens.
My dreams? To attend a few more cons and meet more of my friends face to face.
My fantasies? Lushy, a girl’s gotta have some privacy.


3) When did you first become a star trek fan? Did any one character
make you a fan? if yes - who and why...

When I was around five, I was in the kitchen with my Mom and I asked her what Dad was doing. Her answer was that he was watching “that weird show”. So I wandered off to see for myself, and there he was watching the Gorn ep from TOS. I was hooked, since he kinda looked like the sleestaks.
There wasn’t a specific character that made me a fan, or that I fell in love with originally. I was always drawn to the Klingons and Romulans in TOS, and the Klingons in the movies—especially Kruge. By DS9, though, I was losing my passion for the Klingons since they were becoming (in my eye) nothing more than big, hairy, goons in space.
But, that’s when Dukat showed up.  I guess the Cardassians remind me of a mix between Klingons and Romulans; Klingon viciousness tempered by Romulan arrogance. What beautiful bad guys!
There’s still a special place in my heart for Klingons, though, and always will be.

4) We all know and love you as a Cardassian - but! what of your other
characters..who are they and what species...

Welllllll……
T’zahn ir Elehu-Bretai is my Romulan/Betazoid. She’s a diplomat, ambassador.
Kla’riis is my rarely seen Klingon. RARELY. I don’t really have the mentality to pull off a good Klingon woman, though I’ve been told my Klingon comes out nicely at hockey games.
Eeba, my Ferengi. Remember, “Eeba does it FOR you!”
Lohla, the Orion slave girl…and ditz. I swore I would never do that costume again, but since losing weight I’ve been tempted…
And I’ve just created and debuted T’Lara, my tharavul. I’ll let you look that one up.


5) If you were to get shipwrecked on a planet with someone - who would that be -
and why.....

I think you’re trying to cleverly get into my fantasies again. Fine. Garak, because I’m certain he’d find a way to keep us alive and he’s omnisexual—or at least he was.


6) Is there anyone YOU'd like to interview?? if yes..who and why....

Zaphod Beeblebrox. I’m curious what a man with three arms and half a brain could do…


7) Can I have a firm yes - that - next year you and I will 'terrorize'
a convention together...at some point !!!!

It is my fondest wish!



Maari HUGS you are a FABULOS INTERVIEWEE...I thank you so very much

hugs n smootchies

Lushy your roving reporter

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This is a perfectly delicious interview, Lushy and Maari.
Tharavul. If anyone could make it good, it would be the divine Ms M!
And I think you two are indeed "beshert" (destined) to terrorize a convention together--sooner rather than later. Ohmigawd. Could we interest you in a lovely little World Con in ...uh...Tokyo? The repercussions are likely to be massive:-)
Maari, your "badguy" history is the real deal. I too was sorry to see my hot, nasty, TOS Klingons go all bulky and honor-stuffed. Some of them are fine, and many of the best "knotheads" are fannish personalities. But, oh, I miss the old lads and lasses.
Thank you both!
o yep i'd go to tokoyo...need a klingon sugar daddy tho to get me there... for my ticket..n goodies...i can see the japanese now....utterly flabberghasted at me lolololololololo

isn't Maari fabulos...ive got my um..furry bits n chain mail for my 'lushy' costume....enoufh to make your eye's water lololololo
I would be interested in seeing Maari terrorize anything. :)

Let the world tremble in anticipation and fear!
wussys lololo
Another wonderful feline interrogation. Crunch Hey look a Cockroach with a webcam. Oops, I trod on it, My fault for being such a big goon, I guess. . . ;)
Ke'reth! Those don't come cheap! And they're incredibly hard to train.
yes..maari...you would know about devices....what worries me is...ke'reth were you on you knee's spying on that cockroach?????
I will stand up for Ke'reth, the cockroach was not being spied on, after all it crawled into public view, it must have wanted to get crushed.

As for tharavul, it is about time we saw more of them. I actually had an idea for using one in a sketch but decided it might be too obscure a reference.

Oh and that interview with Zaphod. are you sure that's about the arms and heads and not the two flies on the front of his pants? Just checking.
I believe there should be one additional item mentioned that Maari Demor is, shall we say, "at least lightly into". That being a rather large piece of my Canon kit in the shape of, Klingon Hand Restraints.

Observed by this SuvwI' during a resent Away Mission to Star Base Indy, she appeared completely enthralled. Wearing them while a guest in my Quarters whenever the opportunity arose. For a specie of less mettle than I, the situation could have been uncomfortable at best.

I shall continue to keenly observe the highly unusual habits of qarDaSnganpu'.

Qapla'
It's a simple explanation. I was making a detailed study of those restraints--afterall, restraining people is part of my job.

And they were neat.

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